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I've still no intention to pose topless.
thank you. the last thing i want to see are your gross little titties, mimi. please keep your promise this time.

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Just like that, the sock is revealed.

Man is not truly one, but truly two.

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Finally I got boobs in my thread!!










This is a recent pic, right?

I'm as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

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It's about a week old.

Man is not truly one, but truly two.

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Not a nood, but I'll take it! I've never that much of a boob before, so I can now die a happy man. Thank you, SaucyK.

I'm as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

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Maybe if you redecorated the goddamn lobby, you could invite some lady friend over and see a whole one someday.

Man is not truly one, but truly two.

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I got kicked out, so it doesn't matter anymore. I'm living under a bridge now.

Do chicks like cardboard boxes?

I'm as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

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Depends. Does it come with a view?

Man is not truly one, but truly two.

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A view of where the rest of the bums go to relieve themselves, yeah.

I'm as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

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I'm sure somebody out there will be into that.

Man is not truly one, but truly two.

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I can only wish. It's always been hard enough for me to find that special someone who's just right for me. It's only going to be even harder to get them to overlook the smell of shit and bumsfucking when I take them back to my cardboard box on my rusty shopping cart with a fucked up wheel.

I'm as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

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Rocket-Man » September 13, 2018 01:56 AM

I can only wish. It's always been hard enough for me to find that special someone who's just right for me. It's only going to be even harder to get them to overlook the smell of shit and bumsfucking

by MisogynisticMerman » 4 days ago(September 09, 2018 12:01 AM) Tools | Reply |

He may be hairy. Also, be wary, Rocket may have a pungent fecal odor more so than the average. He's used the phrase "smells like shit" multiple times in the past. People who use that phrase frequently tend to have a miasmic bowel stench so they try to subconsciously rationalize this insecurity by subliminally inserting the phrase "smells like shit" into the public




I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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You're hung like a field mouse

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Thanks, Nettie.

Man is not truly one, but truly two.

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Thank you.

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I have fond memories of a b cup from college. Lordy, that girl.

I'm cumming.

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This thread was pretty disappointing.

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And I step in to save the day, like always.



Die young and save yourself

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Not enough B cup lesbian Hawking stalking psychopaths in that one.
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