The Walking Dead : I take it back

Paper Shredder is not DogPuke. Or it's a shared account and it has been taken over by Shredder himself. Or Fish. or Bongo. Or FRTT. Or someone who has been lobotomized by a Somalian veterinarian in training.

Klam is cutting it into fine shreds, mincing it up and feeding it to a Rottweiler.

I think he's just playing along now and is no longer serious. If he ever was.

Strange what happens when you remove 90% of communication. Had we had this conversation in person, you might actually know what the fuck I'm doing. Lol.

Thanks for the offer but I have no interest in meeting you in real life!

I'll buy you a rufi-colada.

Fuck, free rohypnol? I'm so down

Hey baby, what ever floats your boat, floats my boat.

This doesn't sound like the same person as the other day IMO, but it could be. Also Phaserz (DP) never put periods and commas inside quotations (few people on here do) and Shredder never failed to observe that rule (and this Shredder did it a bit ago). I think this sounds more like actual Shredder.

Whoever it is, they're way beyond boring now.

Yes, this sounds like Shredder. Very boring.

I don't know who this person is. I'm also not insinuating it's Doodles (it doesn't strike me as psycho enough) but didn't she have a sock with the exact same name several months back?

God, I hope it isn't Doodles. I used to respect her!

Really not feeling Doodles here. For all I know it never was DP. I look at it this way; whoever it is isn't simply "trolling" because there'd be no point in hijacking Shredder's name to—what, sully his good reputation? this is all stuff Shredder himself says and he's already thought of as a creep. So it's a genuine vendetta of some kind – which is partly what made me think DPY in the first place (as well as assuming Double Cross was him and he outed himself in his GD analysis). I don't want to randomly throw out names and accuse people like Doodle or TSP, but to me those would be the only other users who legitimately dislike Klam enough to go to these lengths.

I'm going with Shredder. Looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's probably a diminutive talking nose who has nothing going on in his life. Fallelujah!

Shit that could still be DPY… Account swapping probs in effect.

I think it's someone having a bit of fun. And they are talented. I'm sad because I thought they might have really hated me but now I realize they probably just used me Same old Klammy story…

If the person donning the acct right now isn't Shredder then bravo. That imbecilic rhetoric is impeccable and borderline inimitable and likely many other words either beginning with or prominently featuring the letter "i."

Incontinent?

Indubitably.

Inbeforeyou, faggot.