The Devil's Ride : Things I Learn't from The Devil's Ride (2/17 Episode)

1) If Fuzzy vouches for him, he can be Fast Tracked.
2) Badass 1% Biker Legends don't own bikesthey drive Nissan Pickups
3) Tank's Wife doesn't want to carry a cake on her head
4) You can break into a hospital, kidnap a patient, and tie them up in a bathroomand nobody will find them until the next day.
5) Don't call me a Punk, that's the Ultimate Insult!
6) There are more laws to outlaw biker clubs than there are to the whole US Criminal Justice System
7) Don't ignore Rock'em's phone callsthat's the Ultimate Insult!
8) Lock the doors after you let the camera crew in to film your super-secret votes.
9) Luckily computer stores let you re-charge your ankle monitors, no questions asked

Hahahahahaha!!!! Nice

10) When fearing your rivals newest, muscle-headed prospect, do NOT send your new MMA-fighting prospect, send your 50+ year old secretary instead.