Seinfeld : I have to confess….

Before the boards are taken down
I know I only got like 2 votes in the Board MVP thing. But..I was one of them.
Whew! What a relief. I feel so much better, because I know, that you, my friends will forgive me.

Glad that's off my chestfeel free to bash mebut I want a confession from you if you do!


Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.

I am blown away. Bloooown away, Mike. Blooooo-oooooo-oooown!!!

You're pathetic, you know that?

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

Yeah. Like I don't know that I'm pathetic!

So you cheated in the contest?

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

I know. Shocked? Never expected this did you? Well, live and learn.
Didn't mean to hurt ya kid!

Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.

I own The Collective Works of Bette Midler.

I've got Superbowl fever

and you want to be my bra salesman..

I'm the one responsible for the crop circles in England.


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!