Seinfeld : Why February 20th?

Why February 20th?

Why February 20th to end the message boards?
It's a Monday, middle of the month
I DON'T GET IT!

Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.

Re: Why February 20th?

It's a holiday. Col or whatever his name is doesn't have to bring in any staff that day. He can just wipe the boards himself and save even more money. Don't you see? That's the genius of it.

Re: Why February 20th?

What holiday? I'm not working, so I'm not in the loop. Every day is a holiday for me.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

Re: Why February 20th?

Well, let's take a gander at your resume, Mr., uhh, bagel. Oh, you cut velvet for Harry Altman for forty years. That's impressive.

Re: Why February 20th?

Now I drape myself in velvet. Have I said that before?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

Re: Why February 20th?

Draped or ensconced?

Re: Why February 20th?

Now that you mention it, neither. I'm gonna go with adorned. I'm a velvet-adornment adorer.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

Re: Why February 20th?

And you know cheap Chinamen on Forty-third Street. You're hired!

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

Re: Why February 20th?

2/20/17 is Presidents' Day.

Re: Why February 20th?

Artemis N. Falkmore


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