Seinfeld : With all due respect Col Needham
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Hire this man!
"I am a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."
"I am a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."
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Me & you, should just post on February 20th morning on this board like it never happened?
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You know, moving to an alternative board isn't the opposite of quoting on IMDb, acting out Seinfeld scenes in a video chat is the opposite of quoting on this board, cus acting makes you stand, but with posting you still sit.
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You know what else I found out recently? He's not even a Colonel!
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"
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Maybe he's a chicken colonel like Col. Sanders or Kenny Rogers.
He's not even a Colonel!
Newman
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You know what else I found out recently? He's not even a Colonel!
You know what? Dr. Dre isn't a physician. Captain Kangaroo was never in the military and the Righteous Brothers aren't even related. It's o.k. to embellish your story a little. Now who wants a mini-3 Musketeer bar? Only $37.50.
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What the hell-a do I a-know about embellishing a story, huh? Forty five dollars for 3 Musketeer calzone.
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AND MOM AND POP AREN'T EVEN A MOM AND POP!
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"
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Everybody's replying to me, I can't read a word they're typingjust posting around in Seinfeld's board.
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Col! What kind of a name is that?
Yeah, who "need" 'im? Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Yeah, who "need" 'im? Not to mention the Blacks and the Jews.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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Col, Colin, Colossal.I don't care. Just put my damned cabinets in today!
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Where Col comes from, they don't say "What?" It's proper to say "Pardon?"
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You can precede any insult or vulgar comment with "With all due respect."
With all due respect sodomy is a prerequisite.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
With all due respect sodomy is a prerequisite.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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Or follow up any insult with, "Just kidding." I'm a joke-maker.
"R.I.P. IMDb message boards." - Me, 2017
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You are a joke-maker. Just kidding.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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Shouldn't you be out on a led Ah, this isn't even fun anymore
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But it's my only line!
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You're not even dressed as a proper woman.
Alright alright.
Cue tele-cine. 10, 9, 8 and all that!
Alright alright.
Cue tele-cine. 10, 9, 8 and all that!
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Semprini!
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
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This is all very silly. That last bit about semprini was very silly indeed.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
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You've uh, got a nice Army base here, Colonel. Be a shame if sumfing were to happen to it.
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Fings buhrn!
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
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This thread is making me laugh so much..then I get pissed off when I remember we can't do it anymore in less than two weeks.
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They are killing independent pop-actor
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I think Newman would say, "You don't need 'em. Why feed 'em?"
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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I'd like to leave the army, please Sir. It's dangerous.
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It's a man's life in the British Dental Association!
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
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No. No! I'm off!
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
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DINSDALE!
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
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He knew how to treat a female impersonator!
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
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He screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.
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I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
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He used sarcasm.
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He knew all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire. He was vicious.
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Hello? No, not now. Shtum! Shtum! Alright, we'll have "the watch" ready for you at midnight. "The watch" "The Chinese watch" Yes alright bye-bye mother.
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
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What a silly bunt!
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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Wainscoting Wainscoting Wainscoting Sounds like a little Dorset village Wain's Cotting!
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.
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Your life or your lupins, my lord. In a bunch! In a bunch!
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded now, but the other one is. That means one of you dead for sure!
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Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all, you force 'im to drop the banana. Then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming 'im. You have now rendered 'im 'elpless.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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I practice every day.well, just about every day. Like last week, there just really wasn't the time, so that brings the average down a little bit.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Forget it. He's rolling.
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With all due respect Col Needham