Seinfeld : Baker's Dozen 12/4/16

Someone talking while holding coffee

1. Just let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
2. The homeless guy who Kramer gives his spare change to: "HEY, THAT'S MY COFFEE!"
3. Kathie Lee Gifford holds a cup of coffee while she tries to discuss Kramer's coffee table book.
4. "I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back."
5. Jerry (to George) "How can ya lose?"
6. I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
7. The montage of George and Jerry at the diner discussing "the switch".
8. George (to Susan) talks about needing new black shoelaces. Maybe brown.
9. "Your misery is my pleasure!"


When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

1. Just let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
2. The homeless guy who Kramer gives his spare change to: "HEY, THAT'S MY COFFEE!"
3. Kathie Lee Gifford holds a cup of coffee while she tries to discuss Kramer's coffee table book.
4. "I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back."
5. Jerry (to George) "How can ya lose?"
6. I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
7. The montage of George and Jerry at the diner discussing "the switch".
8. George (to Susan) talks about needing new black shoelaces. Maybe brown.
9. "Your misery is my pleasure!"
10. First episode: George asking Claire the waitress about Jerry's overnight guest.


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

1. Just let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
2. The homeless guy who Kramer gives his spare change to: "HEY, THAT'S MY COFFEE!"
3. Kathie Lee Gifford holds a cup of coffee while she tries to discuss Kramer's coffee table book.
4. "I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back."
5. Jerry (to George) "How can ya lose?"
6. I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
7. The montage of George and Jerry at the diner discussing "the switch".
8. George (to Susan) talks about needing new black shoelaces. Maybe brown.
9. "Your misery is my pleasure!"
10. First episode: George asking Claire the waitress about Jerry's overnight guest.
11. George mentioning to Elaine he likes herbal tea while he is holding coffee ("The Dog").

1. Just let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
2. The homeless guy who Kramer gives his spare change to: "HEY, THAT'S MY COFFEE!"
3. Kathie Lee Gifford holds a cup of coffee while she tries to discuss Kramer's coffee table book.
4. "I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back."
5. Jerry (to George) "How can ya lose?"
6. I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
7. The montage of George and Jerry at the diner discussing "the switch".
8. George (to Susan) talks about needing new black shoelaces. Maybe brown.
9. "Your misery is my pleasure!"
10. First episode: George asking Claire the waitress about Jerry's overnight guest.
11. George mentioning to Elaine he likes herbal tea while he is holding coffee ("The Dog").
11. Jerry reluctantly saying "Yeah" when George asked if Jodi had a good timecuz he was blowing on the coffee!

1. Just let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
2. The homeless guy who Kramer gives his spare change to: "HEY, THAT'S MY COFFEE!"
3. Kathie Lee Gifford holds a cup of coffee while she tries to discuss Kramer's coffee table book.
4. "I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back."
5. Jerry (to George) "How can ya lose?"
6. I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
7. The montage of George and Jerry at the diner discussing "the switch".
8. George (to Susan) talks about needing new black shoelaces. Maybe brown.
9. "Your misery is my pleasure!"
10. First episode: George asking Claire the waitress about Jerry's overnight guest.
11. George mentioning to Elaine he likes herbal tea while he is holding coffee ("The Dog").
11. Jerry reluctantly saying "Yeah" when George asked if Jodi had a good timecuz he was blowing on the coffee!
12. George: "You call this coffee?!" (before tossing it on some guy's windshield)

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

1. Just let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.
2. The homeless guy who Kramer gives his spare change to: "HEY, THAT'S MY COFFEE!"
3. Kathie Lee Gifford holds a cup of coffee while she tries to discuss Kramer's coffee table book.
4. "I've been drinking caffe lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back."
5. Jerry (to George) "How can ya lose?"
6. I guess after that many beers he's probably a little groggy anyway.
7. The montage of George and Jerry at the diner discussing "the switch".
8. George (to Susan) talks about needing new black shoelaces. Maybe brown.
9. "Your misery is my pleasure!"
10. First episode: George asking Claire the waitress about Jerry's overnight guest.
11. George mentioning to Elaine he likes herbal tea while he is holding coffee ("The Dog").
11. Jerry reluctantly saying "Yeah" when George asked if Jodi had a good timecuz he was blowing on the coffee!
12. George: "You call this coffee?!" (before tossing it on some guy's windshield)
13. George squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee.

New topic: Bringing up the past.

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"

"More cowbell!"Christopher Walken

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"


Game of Thrones - Best Show on TV

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"
7. June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies.

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"
7. June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies.
8. Elaine's high school boyfriend stolen by Sue Ellen Mischke.


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"
7. June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies.
8. Elaine's high school boyfriend stolen by Sue Ellen Mischke.
9. Kramer going to Sweden!

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"
7. June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies.
8. Elaine's high school boyfriend stolen by Sue Ellen Mischke.
9. Kramer going to Sweden!
10. Not since June 29, 1980 (Jerry's non-vomit streak).

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"
7. June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies.
8. Elaine's high school boyfriend stolen by Sue Ellen Mischke.
9. Kramer going to Sweden!
10. Not since June 29, 1980 (Jerry's non-vomit streak).
11. "Isn't that the same temperature as the coffee that scalded you?"

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"
7. June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies.
8. Elaine's high school boyfriend stolen by Sue Ellen Mischke.
9. Kramer going to Sweden!
10. Not since June 29, 1980 (Jerry's non-vomit streak).
11. "Isn't that the same temperature as the coffee that scalded you?"
12. "Actually, funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear shaped loser."

1. George and Jerry in the high school locker room.
2. Jerry, George and Duncan in "The Race."
3. Jerry once found a hair in his farina!
4. Elaine to Jerry, "Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
5. George using the statue as a mic to sing "McArthur Park"
6. "Blow out the candles, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!"
7. June 14, 1987. Mets. Phillies.
8. Elaine's high school boyfriend stolen by Sue Ellen Mischke.
9. Kramer going to Sweden!
10. Not since June 29, 1980 (Jerry's non-vomit streak).
11. "Isn't that the same temperature as the coffee that scalded you?"
12. "Actually, funny thing about this photo. We were at the beach and there was this dumb looking guy near by. When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! What a pear shaped loser."
13. George wanting revenge at a baby shower.

We could go again..Part II

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater..He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.






"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpzzzzZZZZ" - Frank Grimes

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
7. Kramer mentioning that he was in the army. Briefly.






"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Sim" - Frank Grimes

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
7. Kramer mentioning that he was in the army. Briefly.
8. George brings his boring videotape of a family vacation to Celia's house.



"More cowbell!"Christopher Walken

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
7. Kramer mentioning that he was in the army. Briefly.
8. George brings his boring videotape of a family vacation to Celia's house.
9. $50 put into an above-average performing growth mutual fund would have been a nice chunk of change after 53 years.

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
7. Kramer mentioning that he was in the army. Briefly.
8. George brings his boring videotape of a family vacation to Celia's house.
9. $50 put into an above-average performing growth mutual fund would have been a nice chunk of change after 53 years.
10. George gets a letter from the state comptroller's office telling him his Lincoln Savings' interest has accumulated to $1,900.






"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonzzZZzzXXxxXX" - Frank Grimes

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
7. Kramer mentioning that he was in the army. Briefly.
8. George brings his boring videotape of a family vacation to Celia's house.
9. $50 put into an above-average performing growth mutual fund would have been a nice chunk of change after 53 years.
10. George gets a letter from the state comptroller's office telling him his Lincoln Savings' interest has accumulated to $1,900.
11. "All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neckhole of my finely knit sweater."

The Falcon flies

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
7. Kramer mentioning that he was in the army. Briefly.
8. George brings his boring videotape of a family vacation to Celia's house.
9. $50 put into an above-average performing growth mutual fund would have been a nice chunk of change after 53 years.
10. George gets a letter from the state comptroller's office telling him his Lincoln Savings' interest has accumulated to $1,900.
11. "All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neckhole of my finely knit sweater."
12. All George heard from his mother was, "Oh, why can't you be like Lloyd Braun?"


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

1. Frank giving his troops food poisoning in Korea.
2. When Kramer was growing up he had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. And if he wasn't, well I don't have to tell you what happened.
3. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town, he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater He even threw some change at me, but I didn't want the change!
4. Sherry Becker and the orange dress.
5. Once, Jerry didn't eat dinner til like 9 o clock.
6. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies.
7. Kramer mentioning that he was in the army. Briefly.
8. George brings his boring videotape of a family vacation to Celia's house.
9. $50 put into an above-average performing growth mutual fund would have been a nice chunk of change after 53 years.
10. George gets a letter from the state comptroller's office telling him his Lincoln Savings' interest has accumulated to $1,900.
11. "All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neckhole of my finely knit sweater."
12. All George heard from his mother was, "Oh, why can't you be like Lloyd Braun?"
13. Morty sold raincoats with Harry Fleming for 40 years!

Okay, new topic! Let's trypissing off someone else (besides the 4):

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!





"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpsomnumnumnumzzz" - Frank Grimes

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ohhhh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.


Game of Thrones - Best Show on TV

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.








"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpzonzbzbzbzbBZBZBZ" - Frank Grimes

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.

"More cowbell!"Christopher Walken

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.
7. Elaine pissed off the pregnant, smoking psychic.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.
7. Elaine pissed off the pregnant, smoking psychic.
8. George pissed off the low-talker, causing her to push him (million-to-one hands-first) onto a hot iron.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.
7. Elaine pissed off the pregnant, smoking psychic.
8. George pissed off the low-talker, causing her to push him (million-to-one hands-first) onto a hot iron.
9. "Do I know you?"

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.
7. Elaine pissed off the pregnant, smoking psychic.
8. George pissed off the low-talker, causing her to push him (million-to-one hands-first) onto a hot iron.
9. "Do I know you?"
10. The fellow 40-short suit guy, who fixed a chocolate cream pie for George and the McKenzie people.

Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.
7. Elaine pissed off the pregnant, smoking psychic.
8. George pissed off the low-talker, causing her to push him (million-to-one hands-first) onto a hot iron.
9. "Do I know you?"
10. The fellow 40-short suit guy, who fixed a chocolate cream pie for George and the McKenzie people.
11. George, Elaine, and the "Por Favor" guy all pissing off the Soup Nazi.


Game of Thrones - Best Show on TV

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.
7. Elaine pissed off the pregnant, smoking psychic.
8. George pissed off the low-talker, causing her to push him (million-to-one hands-first) onto a hot iron.
9. "Do I know you?"
10. The fellow 40-short suit guy, who fixed a chocolate cream pie for George and the McKenzie people.
11. George, Elaine, and the "Por Favor" guy all pissing off the Soup Nazi.
12. Elaine pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by giving the muffin stumps (stumps!) to the homeless.

1. Kramer pissing off the cable guy with his constant absences.
2. Jerry's agent pisses off the pilot enough to get Jerry thrown off the plane.
3. Jerry pissing off Bania by not buying him a sincere meal. Like at Mendy's. Ooooh, Mendy's!
4. George pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by trying to sell his toilet book.
5. Nana must have pissed off the wrong people because she passed those bum checks around and then disappeared.
6. Jerry pissed off Mulva/Dolores when he did not know her name.
7. Elaine pissed off the pregnant, smoking psychic.
8. George pissed off the low-talker, causing her to push him (million-to-one hands-first) onto a hot iron.
9. "Do I know you?"
10. The fellow 40-short suit guy, who fixed a chocolate cream pie for George and the McKenzie people.
11. George, Elaine, and the "Por Favor" guy all pissing off the Soup Nazi.
12. Elaine pissing off Rebecca DeMornay by giving the muffin stumps (stumps!) to the homeless.
13. Elaine pissing off Noelle with her Pez laughing.

NTUFG

Next topic: Making someone else laugh (besides the 4)


1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.



Game of Thrones - Best Show on TV

1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.
2. George walks out after telling his fellow Kruger employees that the over-smoothed statue should be given a pumpkin and be called Ichabod Crane.


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.
2. George walks out after telling his fellow Kruger employees that the over-smoothed statue should be given a pumpkin and be called Ichabod Crane.
3. Kramer encouraging the Japanese tourists to laugh at Super Terrific Happy Hour star Jerry Seinfeld, as he just happens to be correcting a man on how to twirl an umbrella.

1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.
2. George walks out after telling his fellow Kruger employees that the over-smoothed statue should be given a pumpkin and be called Ichabod Crane.
3. Kramer encouraging the Japanese tourists to laugh at Super Terrific Happy Hour star Jerry Seinfeld, as he just happens to be correcting a man on how to twirl an umbrella.
4. You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish!

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.
2. George walks out after telling his fellow Kruger employees that the over-smoothed statue should be given a pumpkin and be called Ichabod Crane.
3. Kramer encouraging the Japanese tourists to laugh at Super Terrific Happy Hour star Jerry Seinfeld, as he just happens to be correcting a man on how to twirl an umbrella.
4. You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish!
5. Banya laughs when Jerry says he slept in the Armani suit. "No, I'm joking!".

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.
2. George walks out after telling his fellow Kruger employees that the over-smoothed statue should be given a pumpkin and be called Ichabod Crane.
3. Kramer encouraging the Japanese tourists to laugh at Super Terrific Happy Hour star Jerry Seinfeld, as he just happens to be correcting a man on how to twirl an umbrella.
4. You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish!
5. Banya laughs when Jerry says he slept in the Armani suit. "No, I'm joking!".
6. Morty and Helen watching the Jerry pilot.

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.
2. George walks out after telling his fellow Kruger employees that the over-smoothed statue should be given a pumpkin and be called Ichabod Crane.
3. Kramer encouraging the Japanese tourists to laugh at Super Terrific Happy Hour star Jerry Seinfeld, as he just happens to be correcting a man on how to twirl an umbrella.
4. You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish!
5. Banya laughs when Jerry says he slept in the Armani suit. "No, I'm joking!".
6. Morty and Helen watching the Jerry pilot.
7. Wilhelm laughing after Kramer mentions the Steinbrenner birthday card would have gone in an envelope.


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

1. Jerry making Cheryl laugh at dinner, to George's chagrin.
2. George walks out after telling his fellow Kruger employees that the over-smoothed statue should be given a pumpkin and be called Ichabod Crane.
3. Kramer encouraging the Japanese tourists to laugh at Super Terrific Happy Hour star Jerry Seinfeld, as he just happens to be correcting a man on how to twirl an umbrella.
4. You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish!
5. Banya laughs when Jerry says he slept in the Armani suit. "No, I'm joking!".
6. Morty and Helen watching the Jerry pilot.
7. Wilhelm laughing after Kramer mentions the Steinbrenner birthday card would have gone in an envelope.
8. Jerry making Fulton laugh for the final time.



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