Seinfeld : React to Trump being elected president using a Seinfeld quote

React to Trump being elected president using a Seinfeld quote

Once again Antonio, I can't even begin to say how deeply, deeply sorry I am about everything. The job, the cat..the lamp.

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Well, I don't really give a


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

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That's dynamite.

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Is this a joke?

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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That's what I'd like to know about it.

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We're takin' it (down) a notch!



"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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OhDonald.don't.


"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losin' it!

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Let me ask you this, if you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?

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Sweet fancy Moses!






"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsZxsZxsZxsZXs" - Frank Grimes

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"Stop crying Georgie, and fight your father!"

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Well, that's peculiar.

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It's like that episode of the Twilight Zone where the guy wakes and he's the same but everyone else is different.

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Which episode was that?

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They were all like that.

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Kudos, Donald, on a jobdone.

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"This is Donald."

"What's your story?"

"I-I-I have no story."

"She works for NBC."

"How about taking your top off?"


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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The nation was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

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Serenity now, insanity later.


Game of Thrones - Best Show on TV

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"Well, let's start the insanity."

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only in new york!


The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders

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"NEWMAN!"

RIP
Jim Morrison
1943-1971

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Yada Yada.

You Yada Yada'd over the best part.

I mentioned the hair


By the way, these quotes are all great. The intelligence on this board stupefies me at times!

"More cowbell!"Christopher Walken

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Hire this man!

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That's a shame.

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I suppose if I had voted 3rd party, you'd all be patting me on the back.



"Get out here, son! There's a doin's a transpirin'!!"

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*Mistakenly tugs at Larry David's coat*

Don't go Berniedon'tgo.

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"Wait. Elaine will settle this. What's the 'J' stand for in Donald J. Trump?"

"John."

"I told you so. He said it was Jingles. You owe me a dinner."


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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VERY VERY BAD MAN!

(can't believe no one did that one)

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Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f!ck.



Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride

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No Soup for You! Next!

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DeepFriedJello, who's the head of the Aryan Union, you or me? And who's responsible for making hate mongering and fascism popular again?

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it's real and it's spectacular

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Hey, I am not here for rage, I'm here for revenge!!

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I will never understand people.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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I will never understand people


They're the worst.




Buy The Ticket, Take The Ride

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NEWMAN: Anything you wish.. I'll tell you a little secret about presidential polls; They're meaningless!

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Donald Trump: "Just remember, America: It's not a lie if you believe it."

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NEWMAN: Anything you wish.. I'll tell you a little secret about presidential polls; They're meaningless!


Pretty much why I'm abstaining from all cable tv news, a buncha deadbeats.


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

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I get all my information from newspapers attached to huge wooden sticks.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I believe that's what you do with wooden sticks, EINSTEIN!


"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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What you do?! You don't do anything!


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I like to get the Daily News!

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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Well, aren't you something?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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"Not that there is anything wrong with that"

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Oh help me Rhonda!

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Donald Trump: "And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities."

Who knew Larry David could predict the future so accurately?

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This guythis is not my kinda guy.



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