Seinfeld : Save the Clock Tower!

Save the Clock Tower!

The Mom from "The Mom and Pop Store" is the same woman who badgers McFly for a quarter.






"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpZZZZZzzzzz" - Frank Grimes

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Cubs win the World Series?

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harry caray was a big fan of seinfeld.



The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders

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Cubs win the World Series?


Prophetic

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Robert Zemeckis once said in an interview that Hoverboards really actually existed, disappointing 10-year-old boys the world over.





"R.I.P. IMDb message boards." - Me, 2017

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Silence, earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!

When young, we mourn for one woman as we grow old, for women in general.

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I bet she and Pop would love to have his sneakers from Part II.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Maybe they could sell those to the shopkeeper from Keenan and Kel too.

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Mom and Pop should have killed Kramer and buried him in the backyard. End of problem!

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They didn't even have any kids!






"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpZZZZZ" - Frank Grimes

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Mom and pop aren't even a mom and pop?!

Burrito supreme, Chicken supreme, Cutlass Supreme

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How about Pop Lazzari? You mean to tell us that he wasn't Deena's father?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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i heard biff was supposed to be bill clinton.




The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders

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I love Back to the Future.

Slipknot watches My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

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Shark still looks fake

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You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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Read my fax: YOU'RE FIRED!

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What are you looking at, butt-head?!



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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What's CPR?

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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Say hi to your mom for me.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Better get used to these bars, kid.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Check out this guy's life preserver. The dork thinks he is going to drown.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Hold it, fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I have your car towed all the way to your house for you and all you've got for me is a light beer?



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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You are my density.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Take that, you mutating son of a bitch!

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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What's a rerun?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Who are you calling 'spook', peckerwood?



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady! And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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A tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Shape up, man! You're a slacker! You want to be a slacker for the rest of your life?

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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Now, why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Hey you! Get your damn hands off her

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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The Libyans!


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Maybe you were adopted?



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Oh! You mean you're going to go touch her on her.?

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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You disintegrated Einstein!



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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Are you telling me that it's eight twenty-five?!



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Now let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, young man. This so-called Doctor Brown is dangerous. He's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble!

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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All we need is a little plutonium.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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There's that word again, "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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October is inventory time.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Hey kid! What did you do, jump ship?

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph you're going to see some serious schit.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Berry! You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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You want me to make a donation to the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary!

Now for my next impression Jesse Owens!

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I always wear a suit to the office.



Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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