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RANK THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES!

Come on, just for old times sake. If you don't want to, I understand. Come to think of it, I'd prefer it if you didn't.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

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What are you talking about? It is every horror board regular's job to rank them damnit!!!!

Part 3 (in 3D)
Part 6
Part 4
Part 7
Part 2
Original
Part 5
Jason X
Freddy vs. Jason
Part 8
Jason Goes to Hell
Remake (aka NON-Jason)

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I am sick of talking about Friday The 13th - I think we should move to Saturday The 14th…


I love Debi Sue Voorhees:
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I can't believe what I'm reading. Nobody talks about F13 more than you!

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

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Part 2

Part 1

Jason X

finis

"You get talent when you discover the ground of your pain."

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X? Are you *beep* kidding me?

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

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I just like it cause it's so craptacular and it's in space!

"You get talent when you discover the ground of your pain."

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I wish NASA would ship me off to space with 3 big hooters….

I love Debi Sue Voorhees:
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Why 3?

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

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Why does radio shack ask for your number..

I love Debi Sue Voorhees:
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Of course, who am I to talk? I love Jason goes to Hell, which most people seem to rank as the worst.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

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Jason Goes To Hell is better than Manhattan…

I love Debi Sue Voorhees:
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Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th part 7: The New Blood
Friday the 13th part 6: Jason Lives
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Freddy Vs Jason
Friday the 13th part 3
Jason X
Friday the 13th part 2
Friday the 13th part 5: A New Beginning
Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Friday the 13th part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan

Mrs Voorhees is watching you!

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I got sick of ranking this series ages ago, but when coerced I just list them how I feel at that particularly moment, as I don't have a set in stone list, so my ranking is probably slightly different each time.

Jason Lives
Jason goes to Hell
The New Blood
The Final Chapter
3D
1
2
A New Beginning
Jason Takes Manhattan
Freddy vs. Jason
Jason X
Remake

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

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Ah go on then, for old times sake:

1
6
4
X
2
3
8
7
F V J
5
Remake
9

Get it watched.

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1.Jason Takes Manhattan
2.Part III
3.Part II
4.A New Beginning
5.The New Blood
6.Jason Lives
7.The Final Chapter
8.Friday the 13th 1980
9.Freddy vs. Jason
10.Jason Goes to Hell
11.Jason X
12.Remake

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ah gwan then

1
x
Goes to Hell
3
FVJ
2
4
8
5
7
6



2009

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1
2
3
5
6
4
7
8
X
9
Reboot

Freddy vs Jason is really more of a Freddy film, so it doesn't get ranked.

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One last time!

4
1
3
2
6
5
7
X
Freddie Vs Jason (if you count that one)
The remake
8
9

-Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come

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4,1,7,5,6,3,2,8,9,10,RB

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Just for you, znep!

Part V
Part 2
Part 1
Part III
Part IV



Part VII
Part VI




Remake














































Jason Takes Manhattan
Jason Goes To Hell
Jason X


I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.

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"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch Col Needham?"

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2
4
3
1
6
5
7
8
vs Freddy
Remake
9
10


You idiots! These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles!

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Part 2 (Scariest one by far)
Part 4 (Great action and cast of actors - Feldman & Glover)
Part 5 (Criminally underrated)
Part 3 (Same feel as first 2)
Part 6 (Getting too mainstream/glossy/comical)
Part 1 (A little boring)
Part 7 (Carrie - A step down)
Part 8 (Manhattan - cheap)
Part 9 (Hell - I actually liked it)
Part 10 (Space - Doesn't feel like a Friday movie)
Part 11 (VS - Cool concept)
Part 12 (Remake - No thank you)

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as much as jason x doesn't feel like a friday movie it really does feel like a friday movie and an '80s movie more than any movie made after 1991. it was made for the most die hard fans of this series and they succeeded as well as they could have.

it's so great how it perfectly captures the feel of a friday the 13th film even though it's in space which is even more amazing and even more of an achievement.

so while yeah it's sad it doesn't feel like a friday the 13th movie in a lot of ways bc it's in space it still is a great love letter to all the fth13th film fans and a loving tribute to all the films.

we are very similar in our rankings. i prefer and lean more towards the '80s films compared to after the '80s films.

i love that you said criminally underrated about part 5 it is. it's one of the best, in the top 5 for sure.

you're right as much as i love part 6 i've never thought this before but you're right it was when the series was getting mainstream which made it more conventional and like all the other slasher movies of it's time also the violence was way toned down which makes sense that it was mainstream.

lukejbarnett

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as much as jason x doesn't feel like a friday movie it really does feel like a friday movie….
Say what?

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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FRIDAY THE 13TH PART:

5
3
FvJ
6
4
X
2
1
7
8
9

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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If you don't mind me asking you this question, Do you have a Number 1 All Time Favorite Jason Voorhees Scene out of all of the Movies and if so then what is it ?

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Ethel in part 5 laugh.gif

I also enjoy the barn climax in this one too.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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Part 5 ?

Jason wasn't in Part 5, It was an Imposter.

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Part 5 is still a Friday film so what difference does it make?

It was the myth/legend of Jason that was haunting Tommy due to his experiences from Part 4, so Jason's presence was still at the forefront thematically.

If you want to know a specific scene involving Jason Voorhees, I loved the dream opening sequence in part 5 with young Tommy. I love pretty much everything about part 5.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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Who was Ethel? I see that both you and hutch(🥰) like her.

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Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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"It was the myth/legend of Jason that was haunting Tommy due to his experiences from Part 4, so Jason's presence was still at the forefront thematically."

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Yeah, That is actually a Pretty Good Point.

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Friday the 13th, Part 2 - ***
Friday, the 13th - ***
Friday, the 13th, Part IV - **1/2
Friday, the 13th, Part 3D - **1/2
Friday, the 13th, Part VII (Carrie powers!) - **1/4
Friday, the 13th, Part V - (Ethel!) - **1/4
Friday, the 13th, Part VI - ** (This entry is pretty much interchangeable with Schindler's List)
Freddy vs. Jason - *3/4
Friday, the 13th, Part VIII - *1/4
Friday, the 13th, Part IX - *

I haven't seen Jason X and the remake was really, really bad. It's as empty a vessel as Jason's hockey mask is without Jason. No moviemaking energy to be found anywhere. I really don't even want to give it a grade, but I'll give it * and say that Part IX is just a smidge less terrible than this.

"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!"

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With my ranking, I see 4 and 6 interchangeable. I don't really like most of the characters in part 4, they were mean spirited and not as much fun as say parts 5 or 6, and that was the deciding factor in ranking 6 over 4.

I also find Thom Matthews a very appealing and charismatic Tommy, although I still liked the actor that played Tommy as moody and tightly wound in part 5.

I really do need to watch part 2 again to check in with its atmosphere and the characters. I think its the tamest one of the lot though in terms of horror violence and this aspect disappoints me.

I find Jason X a lot of clever fun and still a typical Friday film even with a changed setting. Plus it also makes a clever homage harking back to the camp setting.

I despise part 9 with the body possession addition and I find it rather flat overall.

…the remake was really, really bad. It's as empty a vessel as Jason's hockey mask is without Jason. No moviemaking energy to be found anywhere.
Terrible, soulless by the numbers film-making.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?
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