The Jeffersons : Best George + Florence Quips?

Best George + Florence Quips?

One of my all-timers:

George: FLORENCE! Ah SAID I wanted this scotch on the ROCKS!

Florence: Then why don't you pour it over yo' haid?

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George: Florence, your cooking tastes like dog food!

Florence: That's because I'm cooking for a chihuahua!

Jesus NEVER existed! He is Judeo Christian MYTH!

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George: "I'm gonna be on one of the highest rated shows in New York, "God Bless America" and I'm gonna be interviewed by one of the most patriotic men in AmericaJack Pomeroy."

Florence: "Uhhnn"

George: "What do you mean 'uhhnn'?"

Florence: "I wouldn't watch that silly program. It's on opposite Family Feud."

George: "What are you talking about? Jack Pomeroy is real popular and he says that I am a living example of what America is today."

Florence: "You sure are, child. Your hair's in recession and your mouth's inflated."

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George (after the doorbell rings): Speak of the devil.
Florence: You should, because someday he will be your landlord.

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George to Florence- It's the doorbell, dumbbell.

Florence to George- Then some dumbbell better answer it!

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Florence: Since you're so good at talking garbage, how about throwing some out (hands him a garbage bag)
George: Sure, jump in





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I remember where I bought the "Fly by Night" albumDelco Springfield Mall, PA. Around 1986good times.

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I remember one line that always stayed with me.. it went something like this.. Florence: I need some money.
George: I just paid you
Florence: Oh, I used up that in the pay toilet

not the exact words except the punchline about the pay toilet.. anyone else remember that episode or lines?
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