King Kong : I think a better movie

would be to just have Jessica Lange do things for two hours. Heck, make it a four-hour saga. I could watch her do anything for hours upon hours. Human perfection.

Right on. Washing her hair. Making breakfast. Going shopping at the lingerie store. Talking to the pool boy/pizza delivery man/cable repair guy/chimney sweeping chap. A brief visit to the tanning salon. Then off to an elegant evening at the annual schoolgirl outfit trade show and emporium. I could deal with that.

I think I'd watch her read the phone book, but I think your ideas are better. Seriously the movie is a mess but every time she's on the screen she makes it worth every second and dollar they spent filming.

Yeah, but who had better hair, Jeff or Jessica? Haha!