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"Dee and Luther, Luther and Dee. I'm glad you didn't LOO-THUH! Ha HAAAHHHH!!!"
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Dee: I don't care what you smell like I think Mama burnt your underwear in the dryer !!!
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Rerun: Are you talking about me being fat again?
Dee: What do you mean "fat again"? You've always been fat.
There are two certainties in this world. There is a Godand I'm not Him.
Dee: What do you mean "fat again"? You've always been fat.
There are two certainties in this world. There is a Godand I'm not Him.
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Raj, Re-Run and Dwayne shopping for Raj's mom's birtday.
Salesman: What size does your mother wear? Small, Medium, Large,
Re-Run: keep going!
Salesman: What size does your mother wear? Small, Medium, Large,
Re-Run: keep going!
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which doobie you be?
damn! you took the words right outa my mouth!
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli
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That line was the funniest when it was uttered by the Asian guy as the first words of English we heard from him: "No Rog-uh, No Re-run, No rent TUR-KEY!"
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Yeah, that was great when they did that protest. It is sort of like a tongue twister almost. I also love the worshipping of Ralph, a head of lettuce. Even David Korsch would've gone, "What are you *beep* nuts?"
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Thats not the funny part, it should be
"You worship a head of lettuce? Ni**er please!"
that was definitely the funniest thing ever said on whats happening.
go find the episode and watch it, hilarious!
"You worship a head of lettuce? Ni**er please!"
that was definitely the funniest thing ever said on whats happening.
go find the episode and watch it, hilarious!
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Now I KNOW they erased some threads in here because there was a huge response to this question and one of the best lines mentioned was Raj saying to Dee "then why is there a pony in the bathtub?" when she was he was pretending to be crazy in the episode where she was snooping through his diary. (is that sentence long enough or what? lol)
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Mamma was about to give Raj a beating when Rerun offered his belt to her. Mamma held up Rerun's belt and boy was it a long one (Rerun was a big guy with a very large waist as we all know).
Mamma took a good hard look at the belt and then at Rerun then said,
"Good Lord RerunI wanted to beat him not hang him."
That line and the way Mabel delivered it was priceless. And what made it even more funnier is that Mamma couldn't stop herself from laughing after she said it which made me wonder if it wasn't Mabel who stepped out of character and was breaking up when she had to say that line. I love it!
LOL!
Mamma took a good hard look at the belt and then at Rerun then said,
"Good Lord RerunI wanted to beat him not hang him."
That line and the way Mabel delivered it was priceless. And what made it even more funnier is that Mamma couldn't stop herself from laughing after she said it which made me wonder if it wasn't Mabel who stepped out of character and was breaking up when she had to say that line. I love it!
LOL!
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Always the funniest line to me is when Dee tells Raj..
"Ooo, I'm gon' tell Mama"! (Obviously that's where I got my sign-off from)!
"OOOI'M GON' TELL MAMA!"
"Ooo, I'm gon' tell Mama"! (Obviously that's where I got my sign-off from)!
"OOOI'M GON' TELL MAMA!"
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ReRun: I just have baby fat.
Shirley: oh yeah, when you gonna have the baby?
Shirley: oh yeah, when you gonna have the baby?
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Rerun: I can't help that I'm fat..it runs in my family.
Dee: Nobody runs in your family! They all waddle!
Dee: Nobody runs in your family! They all waddle!
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rerun as a cheerleader turn football player.
rerun:"cheerleaders only dig football players."
dewayne:"you're a cheerleader, what player you dig?"
the audience & myself are cracking up! & that look rerun gives him. like he wanted to break his neck.
I like your show,I admire your style, but your pays so cheap, I won't be back for a while.
rerun:"cheerleaders only dig football players."
dewayne:"you're a cheerleader, what player you dig?"
the audience & myself are cracking up!
& that look rerun gives him. like he wanted to break his neck.I like your show,I admire your style, but your pays so cheap, I won't be back for a while.
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Rerun always had that look on his face when someone did a fat joke about him or made him sound dumb.
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I've got two.
The first one is when Rerun is cheering, jumping up and down and Dee's runs downstairs with her suitcase yelling, "Earthquake!"
The other was the classic
Roger (to Dee): Shut up before I slap your tail.
Mama: Roger! Don't talk to your sister like that.
Dee: Yeah.
Mama(to Dee): Shut up before I slap your tail
The first one is when Rerun is cheering, jumping up and down and Dee's runs downstairs with her suitcase yelling, "Earthquake!"
The other was the classic
Roger (to Dee): Shut up before I slap your tail.
Mama: Roger! Don't talk to your sister like that.
Dee: Yeah.
Mama(to Dee): Shut up before I slap your tail
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when Rerun is cheering, jumping up and down and Dee's runs downstairs with her suitcase yelling, "Earthquake!"
hahahahaha I had forgotten that! That was sooo funny! Your comment definitely made me LOL
I,Little Ernie,mean no harm..
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Mother of young actor (Robbie Rist) is combing her sons hair when Raj, Rerun, Dwayne and Dee enter the room where the auditions for the hamburger commercial are being held:
Dee: "Why didn't you comb her hair before she came?"
Mother: "He is not a She. He is a He."
Dee: Well she looks like a she to me!"
Mother : "Are you all together?"
Dee : (sarcastically) "Are You?"
(knock,knock,knock) Penny (knock,knock,knock) Penny (knock,knock,knock) Penny
Dee: "Why didn't you comb her hair before she came?"
Mother: "He is not a She. He is a He."
Dee: Well she looks like a she to me!"
Mother : "Are you all together?"
Dee : (sarcastically) "Are You?"
(knock,knock,knock) Penny (knock,knock,knock) Penny (knock,knock,knock) Penny
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Dee: "Why didn't you comb her hair before she came?"
Mother: "He is not a She. He is a He."
Dee: Well she looks like a she to me!"
Mother : "Are you all together?"
Dee : (sarcastically) "Are You?"
Good one!!!!! lololol love it!!!!
I,Little Ernie,mean no harm..
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poor mrs thomas poor,poor poor mrs thomas (hand smacking leg)
WoodrowYou came here with teethDo you wanna leave here with teeth!-Aunt Esther
WoodrowYou came here with teethDo you wanna leave here with teeth!-Aunt Esther
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"You worship a head of lettuce, *beep* please" It was funny cause Raj mumbled the word *beep*
and also when Rerun and Dwayne are talking about how the cheerleaders's only go out with football player's.
rerun:"cheerleaders only dig football players."
dewayne:"you're a cheerleader rerun, which one you diggin"
HAHAHA!
and also when Rerun and Dwayne are talking about how the cheerleaders's only go out with football player's.
rerun:"cheerleaders only dig football players."
dewayne:"you're a cheerleader rerun, which one you diggin"
HAHAHA!
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For me it's the episode where Roger was tutoring a real bindlebrain and his reward, if she passes, was a puppy and Mrs. Thomas heard about Ginger(IIRC) being pregnant and that Raj might be the father and how Dwayne and Rerun helped, the look on her face when she heard that was priceless but it got better when she found out it was puppies how she had the slow burn crack up. It's a scene I know but it was hilarious.
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When Dee is held hostage in an upstairs bedroom in the house. A cop says: She's up there with a dangerous criminal. To which Raj assures the cop, "oh, he'll be alright."
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Raj once had a model of a brain for a science class and Dee broke it. She said "Raj, I'm sorry I broke your brain". It was the way she said it.
FUNNIEST LINE EVER
RAJ: Oh, sorry Mama, I didn't see you.