Flash Gordon : Funniest line of the movie?

Funniest line of the movie?

"My father always drinks a power potion before he makes love."

"Do you ming take this eartling to be your wife and do with her as you please?"

What others?

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I haven't changed.


Long live, Flash. You've saved your Earth. Have a nice day!


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Wait a minute who am I here?

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they just winged me

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"FREEZE!, You Bloody Bastards!"

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"Prepare the Earth girl for our pleasure!!!!"



"Are your men taking the right pills?"


"Check the angular vector of the moon!!"



"Gordon is alive??"


"I brought you back with a kiss, because I like you."



Wow, this girl is really turning me on!!"

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DIVE!!!!

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"FREEZE!, You Bloody Bastards!"

X2~!

I wouldnt have pornographic relations with a fok'n creature!

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"No, not the Bore Worms!"

"Do you promise to take this 'Earthling', as your Empress of the hour to not blast her off in to space."

"I didn't quite get that, think it again."

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"Flash Flash, I love you but we have 14 hours to save the Earth."

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"Throw yourself onto your sword"

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"Flash Flash, I love you but we have 14 hours to save the Earth."

So awesome they even put it in the music video.

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Definitely gotta be "Freeze, you bloody bastards!"

or anything by Zarkoff, like:

"Good morning! Are you injured?"or the nasaly way he says "Frahagments of moohoon rock".

Plus did anyone else notice that Zarkoff and Munsun sleep with their shoes on?

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"Theres no way to help a man whose dead"

"Flash Gordon to Vultan"

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Cross my heart and hope to

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They were brave creatures Vultan
Shut up!
With respect. The man who rid us of Klytus should not be deserted
Will you shut up! So! Maybe id do if different, id have it all over again
Then fight!
BUT THERES NO WAY I CAN HELP A MAN WHOS DEAD!

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totally agree

100% it has to be

"FREEEEEEZE. (you bloody bastards)"

its just the throwaway Dalton says such an unnecessary line.. Brilliant

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Any line at all.

Unless it was supposed to be funny.

This film sucks dead moose.

Through a straw.

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"Good morningare you injured?" - I love this line.

Also, I can't quote it directly, and I'm not sure if it's supposed to be funny, but Dale's bit in the plane"Say something to get my mind off of this / "You're just saying that to get my mind off of this" is pretty funny.

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Vultan: "Flying blind on a rocket cycle??"

Vultan: "That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!"
Flash: "Not too bad."

Kala: "Vhat do you mean, 'Flash Gordon approaching'?"



Y'all hear that? We're using code names.

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One of General Kala's officers with the beard
says General kala will you please show yourself on my screen
after Prince Barin has shot her.

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Flash : Where are the weapons?
Fico : Feeeel one
Barin: You know where you are?
Flash: Up the creek

When flash and the prisoners of Aboria are in the cage in the swamp and they through Fico in and he just spits water out and laughs, then Flash goes "Thats the spirit!"

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They are trying to flush you out Flash!

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This Ming is a psycho.



Wait a minute who am I here?

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So many great lines:

Flash Gordon! Quarterback! New York Jets!

Zarkov: But why do you attack us?
Ming: Why NOT?!

Ming: Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute that traitor!

Vultan: What a DAMN nuisance!

Flash: This place is a lunatic asylum!

Floating sentry robot: Hail Flash! You've saved your Earth! Have a nice day!


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I think the line was, "Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer."

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"Tell me more about this man, Houdini"





It's a tender love song, very beautiful. {Whats it called?} Lick my love pump.

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Not so much the lines themselves as the delivery

Soldier: General Kala! Flash Gordon approaching!
Kala: What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?



Kala: Dispatch War Rocket "Ajax" - to bring back his body!!!



Vultan: GORDON'S ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



Flash: This Ming's a psycho.
Orb: THIS MING IS A PSYCHO!!
Klytus: Who said that?
Orb: The fair haired prisoner!



Orb: Long live Flash, you've saved your Earth. Have a nice day!

To lose is to win, and he who wins shall lose.

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"Now he showed promise."


"Go, Flash, Go! Go, Flash, Go!"


"Flying blind on a rocket cycle?"



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All creatures will make merry.

Upon pain of death.

Bring me the bore worms…

Klytus' voice made that extra special.

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'Have I got some stories to tell you.'
'Save them for our kids!'


'I guess I'll be running along then YOU LUNATIC!!!'




"The only place I get hurt is out there." - 'The Wrestler'

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"Keep playing your b_loody pipe, fool."

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Flash: Oh my god this girl is really turning me on.

Arua: I like you very much.

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Anything BRIAN BLESSED! says.

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Dale Arden clasps her hands to her cheek and croons, "Oh, Flashhh "

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"Halt Lizard Man, escape is impossible!" *ZAP*

"Lying bitch!"

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It's not intentionally funny, but when Flash tells Dale, who he has known for less than 48 hours, "save it for our children."

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The one that gets me just thinkign about it is:
"Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"

And:
"No! Not the Bore Worms!!"


And not really a line, but the moment that follows it. When everyone thinks Flash is dead but he's really flying the space jet-ski, and Dale says "Who can save us now" and it cuts to Flash on the jet-ski accompanied by Queen's "Flash! Ah-Aaaah!"

It's an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!

MUNSON!

ZARKOV: I can't handle the capsule alone.
MUNSON: Well, you better try.

ZARKOV; Haven't you any spirit at all?
MUNSON: No!

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"Tell me more about this man, Houdini."

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Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

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I have located Dale Arden, she's under the guidance of Agent Zarkov, but Flash Gordon is still alive.

Alive!

He was revived by a traitor and spirited from the city! We know this, from the earth girl!

What traitor?

I have my suspicions but I need your authority to pursue thimgs my way.

Stop at nothing!

No matter to whom the trail leads?

I said at nothing!



These lines are all delivered perfectly in this scene!

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Dale to Aura"Keeping our word is one of the things that make us better than you." I blew Dr Pepper out my nose when she said that and it hurt like hell!


"Sorry I'm late guys. I was taking a crap."
Paul Newman

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Aura to Flash when they happen upon the Wood Beast, ahem, "initiation" ritual: "I love initiations."

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"You have until the sands run UP."



(W)hat are we without our dreams?
Making sure our fantasies
Do not overpower our realities. ~ RC
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