Mermaids: The Body Found : Somebody Slap me!!

Someboby please slap me for watching this stupid Sh!t. Just reach through the internet and please slap the hell outta me. I deserve it. I could have been out there helping the disabled vets. Reading to the blind, Helping the elderly, or feeding the homeless with "Meals on Wheels". But instead I stayed home wasted 2 hours of my life watching this ridiculous piece of crap instead of doing something productive with my life. PLEASE JUST SLAP ME!!!

*slap*

Believe me, you deserved it. Probably for more reasons than you think.

The definition of insanity is to marry Charlie Sheen and expect the results to be different.

No, slap Animal Planet and The Discovery Channel for airing such *beep* A lot of people take these channels as being factual because they usually are but ever since this bullcrap aired I don't know what to believe from them anymore. Now we all know that they care more about their stupid ratings than their own audience. How disgusting is that!

Funny thing, if I slapped you both, I bet you'd both sound like Cartman when Kyle tapped him that one time. "WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! MEEEEEEHHHM!! MEEEEEHHHHHM!!" Oh, goodness, I crack myself up.

The definition of insanity is to marry Charlie Sheen and expect the results to be different.