The Golden Girls : SINGLE GREATEST EPISODE

"It's a Miserable Life"
Rose tells the mean neighbor to drop dead and she does. So many hilarious lines in this episode.

"The P is *not* silent"
"Oh Rose, you gotta get over this. You killed Frida Claxton two days ago."
"Somewhere along the line we segued into Blanche: The Miniseries"
"We're not burying Superman, how much?"
"I figure your share of the funeral should be half. After all you're the one who killed her!"
And loved the part with everyone scoffing at having the funeral on a Thursday since Cosby was on.

Hands down my favorite episode!! Feel free to add more quotes

"How nice, the three of you planning ahead for Mother."
"Mr. Pfeifer! We already told you, we are bereaved on a budget!"

I also love when the lady who came for Celia Rubinstein's funeral kicks Freida's casket. lol

Dorothy's exclamation of "WHO?!" kills me everytime. One of my favorite moments ever along with the Pfeifer scene. :)

I see somebody was watching on Hallmark :-)

"You wanna look at pictures?! I've got pictures, of her roommate, the Human Slinky"
"Oh yea, I know you. You're the one with nothing going on in your bedroom. Dot: Why you miserable!"

"Hey Puh-feifer, how would you like a punch in the puh-face?"

Dorothy: "Ma, three of these people are dead."
Sophia: "Who're they going to tell?"

Definitely one of my faves along with Ladies of the Evening. Both were hilarious and well written.

Dini

Blanche: Sophia, last night about 2:00 am, did you hear some horrible, ghastly sounds?

Sophia: Heard 'em?? I made them. There's a reason they put expiration dates on cottage cheese.






Al - Alicia
An - Andrew
Jo - Joseph
Be - Benjamin

My favorite episode, before Hallmark edited out the best scene of all, revolved around the unofficial Elvis hunka hunka burning love fan club. When Blanche told Dorothy that she was kicked out of the club, Dorothy had a number of dry, sarcastic lines in a row, followed by Blanche asking the question, "Do you know what I hate most after a party?" To which Rose replies, "Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?"

Now, my favorite episode is the one where Rose and Dorothy try to install the toilet by themselves. Again, it had more than its share of funny lines.

Edited for accuracy. I pledge never to post to this board when I'm unable to sleep again.




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Rose and DOROTHY installed the toilet. Blanchet was dating the rich guy. How could you not know that?

Girl Scout Toilets :D

Great episode, but let's face it, this show had so many great episodes. One of the all-time best comedies!!

I like the one where dorothy goes out with ted, stans brother..

I love the murder mystery episode.

"It's a Miserable Life", is very funny, but I think it sends the wrong message.
It implies that if you live alone, you become an embittered old b!tch like Frieda Claxton.

Many people are perfectly happy living alone; myself among them.
In fact, if I had to live with any (or all) the Girls, I'd become like Mrs. Claxton!

BTW, whatever happened to "Mr." Claxton?
Maybe Frieda's title was just a myth, just like "Mrs." Danvers in REBECCA, used to conceal hidden (or latent) lesbian tendencies.

I tend to agree that it sends the wrong message. I also feel that Rose totally did the wrong thing by spreading the ashes in a place that served her best interest, even though Mrs. Claxton specifically said she hated that tree. Then they tried to sweetly declare how "she's a part of that tree now". Rude. I know I'm overthinking it, but if someone deliberately spread my ashes in a place I said I hated, I would haunt the sh!t out of them.

The murder weekend episode was the best and it really felt like one of the girls may go to jail.

We have a who a how and a HA LMAO

One of my very favorite lines is from that episode too:

Dorothy: "First of all, its unlikely that Gloria murdered her father. Statistics show that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime.
*looks down at Sophia* "Although DAUGHTERS FREQUENTLY MURDER THEIR MOTHERS!"






I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.

My personal favorite is:

The Triangle- The Mai Ling story kills me everytime. The alleged waist joke. Rose pretending to be slutty.

The one where they all go to therapy is the other. I think it's called Three on a Couch. Yeah, well you're a barbell. That's a dumbbell, you twit!!

Mrs. George Devereaux is probably my favorite.

Other favorites:
Joust Between Friends
The Case of the Libertine Bell (this is The Murder Mystery Weekend episode)
Break In
Dorothy's New Friend
The Housekeeper
A Midwinter Night's Dream (a lot of people on here hate this one but i liked it)

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A Midwinter Night's Dream (a lot of people on here hate this one but i liked it)

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I really liked it, too. In fact, Season 7 is one of my favorites, overall. I think some people are just hellbent on hating anything from the latter seasons.


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I had to look it up but I can see why some people dislike it. It has to do with kissing a friend's beau and whether to fess up to it or not. That surprisingly turns 'accidents happen' people into how Rose says she would react [breaks a coffee mug with her bare hand].


and although it is funny, I dislike Dorothy's: "I DO BELIEVE! I DO BELIEVE IN SLUTS."

it's just in poor taste and further exasperates Dorothy's 'I am better than you' stance she always has.


Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.