Seinfeld : Would Elaine date a trumpster ?
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Yes, of course. Oh wait, I thought you said "dumpster!"
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
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She was definitely hot for two alpha Trumpsters in Puddy and the moving guy, but she'd probably settle for a nebbish commie with a mullet.
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No way. Trump dudes are definitely not spong worthy.
Never make friends with the devil brother, his pitchfork will get you in the end.
Never make friends with the devil brother, his pitchfork will get you in the end.
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A Trump dude would bring his own, Trump-approved sponge.
In fact, considering it's Elaine, they'd probably bring two.
In fact, considering it's Elaine, they'd probably bring two.
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Would Elaine date a Brony? What if she became a Pegasister? The female version of a Brony BTW.
If Bon Scott of AC/DC was still alive, he would be a Brony.
If Bon Scott of AC/DC was still alive, he would be a Brony.
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Of course she would, Elaine likes men.she gives her number out to a lot of men. You know who's a man? I'm a manyou know who else is a man? Znep here, he's a man
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Elaine would "date" anyone with a sponge. That's why we love her!
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I'm a man.
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"
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Hey, you're not going to break into a Spencer Davis Group song, are you?
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They said I'd get great gifts, and somebody gives me Boggle!
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"
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Come on, man. We're talking about Elaine! She agreed to go to dinner with Fred (the guy who couldn't remember her name) and thought the slob in the hospital (The Junior Mint) looked "great". Getting into Lanie's pants was like putting a pair of socks away, you just gotta open them drawers.
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Boy, I tell ya', going into Elaine's Chunnel is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.
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Elaine's Chunnel
It's all pipes! What's the difference?! I'll call a gynecologist right now!
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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I think a proctologist is better suited for the Chunnel I'm talking about.
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One time Elaine fell backwards and my Fusilli Jerry got stuck in her.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonznznZNZNZNPP" - Frank Grimes
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonznznZNZNZNPP" - Frank Grimes
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Fusilli Jerry? You people have a little pet name for every body part.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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A proctologist? Huh? Oh! Then no sponge would be required, except possibly the kind you clean your tub with. You know, for afterwards.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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Elaine has been smuggling cucumbers into Monk's up her 5th Aveune.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonXXXxxx" - Frank Grimes
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonXXXxxx" - Frank Grimes
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up her 5th Aveune
I've never heard that term.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
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I would eat her 5th Avenue but I don't like coconut.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonXXXxxxzzznnn" - Frank Grimes
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonXXXxxxzzznnn" - Frank Grimes
Would Elaine date a trumpster ?