Seinfeld : React to Trump being elected president using a Seinfeld quote

You know you left your wall open.

I like to encourage intruders.

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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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Ask not what I can do for you; ask what you can do for me.

You know we're supposed to be living in a SOCIETY!


.and then the bong hits him on the head and he falls RIGHT over the realitY

Donald Trump: "I want the truth."

Mitt Romney: "The truth? You want the truth? It is your hair, but it's so much more. You are a phony! You are a fraud! Your promises are worthless! Your domestic policies would lead to recession! Your foreign policies would make America and the world less safe! You have neither the temperament nor the judgment to be president and your personal qualities would mean that America would cease to be a shining city on a hill!"

Donald Trump: "Keep goin'."

Mitt Romney: "I, I think I made my point. I'm sorry if I was a little harsh."

Donald Trump: "No, I asked for the truth. Thank you for being so honest."


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

It smells. Smells bad. Smells real bad.

The Falcon flies

His hair could use a couple of chopsticks.

I would love him to use chopsticks in his hair. I personally prefer a fork, but chopsticks would look very nice.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

I slept with your wife!

That's got to hurt, I don't care where you're from!

All I want is my seventy-five cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

"that's a shame"

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Well, this is one for the books, huh, Jerry? Really one for the
books.